He wasn’t eligible, as it’s not a posthumous award.

“Last time I heard someone scream that loudly in German, it was Klaus Kinski trying to kill me.” –Werner Herzog

Maybe the Australian saga is different.

Ah yes, the same Madeline Albright who said 500000 Iraqi children who died over sanctions was ‘worth it’.

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

Progressive politics in general increasingly means taking a reasonable conclusion (i.e: “A woman is more likely to understand the issues women face, and therefore having a woman occupy the nation’s highest office would be an objectively good thing. Especially in light of the fact women lack proportional institutional…

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

It’s actually my girlfriend who’s been doing this. I met her there in Niagara Falls. You wouldn’t know her, though.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

“I caught the ball and put in hoop. You are woman now.”

24 people were asked? that makes a poll? thats like asking all the duggars who the evilest brother in the whole world is....

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

Maybe not the best idea to have a mascot who should be in the concussion protocol

“John, I’m you from the future.”

let’s not be giving them access to the ability to further carry on what they call a civilization jihad and to change us from a Judeo-Christian foundation to a Muslim foundation

Teammate: Von, man, I dunno dude. They’re making you look like a goddamn supervillain out here in the media bruh.

Whoa, it’s like an Alaskan V.C. Andrews novel. Malamutes in the Attic.

“If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Because the other one was confidential and couldn’t be named, as stated in the article.