Excellent diagnosis. I have this thing on my back, can you tell me what it is?

If Jackie Robinson had just shortened his name he'd have conquered racism faster than you can say...

Has anyone ever dropped a box of matches at his feet? Worth a go.

Nothing like some good harmless fun. Nobody in history has ever been harmed as a result of infuriating Cain before heading out to the field.

Will people stop? Seriously why do people need to do this? Just enjoy football without a damn crow, is football not entertaining enough?

McDonald's: I'm Loving That It Biodegrades!

5 kids between the ages of 7 and 10 years old? Yikes. Well, at least we know how mom snuck the rotisserie oven into the game.

as if some evil spirit had possessed Goodell and forced him to suspend Ray Rice for just two games

Congrats, Pirates. You're completely doing it right. Screw the dour writers who are on deadline and party. You've earned it. Let those writers pound their chests about excess celebrations and worry "what does this tell the kids" crap.

20 years without making it to the post-season. They've got plenty of reasons to celebrate.

"The damn chalk won't stick to the glass!"

No I usually comment as Cement Brad

That'll show those punks from Florin.

It's like a poo took a selfie

"Paula, I got it wrong...and I'm sorry for that."

The NFL has entered into a partnership with the National Domestic Violence Hotline and the National Sexual Violence Resource Center. "They need our help," said Goodell. "And we are providing it."

wow RT

As a Tennessean, this makes me proud...that incest wasn't involved.

Viking officials state that this is just another unfortunate incident of the general public finding out about an unfortunate indicent.

"How were Darren's test scores?"