Thank you! Harrumpph...

It functions to create a tag on social media, but it is a pound sign. That's my verdict.

Yeah, that's what a hacksaw and those big chest freezers are for.

Maybe there's a whale version of Nickleback they could play.

Well, if they won’t stop when asked nicely, then I guess the Dutch will have to give them a stern talking to.

“that substitute flavor for excellent logos in fancy fonts“

I'm pretty sure this story will change a few more times, each iteration more horrible than the previous. I miss 2015... the innocence, the human camaraderie, the joy.

Uh, my girlfriend did this and about 18 hours later a worm-like thing with razor-y teeth burst out of her torso and skittered away. I think the KitKat thing might be related

What if it hit him in the dick?

Actually, just burn it off as soon as possible.

No stains on his sole, for sure.

“If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

You're very sheltered.

‘Random' does not mean arbitrary, suprising, or abrupt. You are a bad person.

Hmmm, every Iranian I've ever met was more or less normal height.

If this were one of the fans it would have been an actual Black and Decker drill.

A Bill's tailgate looks like a scene from The Road.

Perfect

Well, when they know words, they do.

Or the ink! (sorry)