use metric you tedious savage

“It looks like me, but... its smaller. Uhhh... Guys! Look at this!"

he has the power and gravitas to change public perception

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

“ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

How much will the average chunk of Peyton Manning mass when he is sacked for the last time and just explodes/disintegrates?

I used to get an orange in a sock for Christmas, but that was just so there were no visible bruises.

Because then it's penis grows enormous, it slaughters you, and feasts on your entrails. It's in the book, read it.

Independence Day: Dirty Sanchez

I’m not speaking for myself, I’m speaking from my understanding of experience of persons I’ve taught and mentored when they were outside the military system.

Very few of these elite “operators” know much more than the world they’ve been trained to deal with. Most are intelligent meatheads—they do a limited range of things well, but shit their pants when they get outside that box. The idea that a woman could actually drag them out of the line of fire is, literally,…

They are all already fucking around, and are absolutely terrified that their wives are. (Hint: a lot of them are.)

He's not assuming that. He's saying that in the actual culture that we live in those kinds of bonds between men and women are uncommon, not especially valued, and that the specific norms that govern them are incompletely worked out. That can all change, but it does not change simply because someone orders equality. It…

“is astonishingly well-read” =/= “it is astonishing that he is well-read”

He roughed up his *sister* ? He doesn't even domestic violence the right way.

An ambiguity: ‘historic’ means ‘notable in history’... ‘historical’ means ‘way back in the past.’ This event was both.

Nice summary. Some people in the grey (like me, I might add) are saying, "Who cares?" There's nothing intrinsically interesting about when Volquez found out about his father, but it is interesting to know a bit more about how the media works. If you're just a consumer of the media, without understanding how it can…

Money is actually worthless in the hands of people who ‘earn’ it...

Only if you wear a clip-on tie or work for a delivery service, or both.

Contrary to this woman, there were many Hungarian private citizens who took in refugees temporarily as they went through the country, helped them with food and other problems. There are certainly racist Hungarians, but there are many who tried to do their humanitarian best.