...knock, knock...

Read it to them slowly so you can sound out all the words.

Jesus, look at him. I feel bad for the keeper that gets the job of feeding him.

I don't the the emailer of the week should worry; it's pretty unlikely that family are legionnaires.

Most of this is irrelevant to the point and clearly either ODU education is a waste or you wasted your education.

Your third full paragraph captures what is great about being child and being a parent.

No. Illiteracy and incompetence.

The only way to be 100% politically correct is to simply not say anything at all

Myanus, Hisanus, Heranus, Itsanus.

People who are under the influence of the marijuana deserve to get hit by cars and die.

Turn it into Solyent Green.

This is the one and only case where the term “best practices” does not make me stabby.

This made me laugh hysterically for no good reason because I am drunk.

GAWD... next political parties are going to use animals as their symbols.

You know where its cold? The bottom the Marianas Trench. Just throwing that out there.

What if your true self doesn't want you to touch him on or off the dance floor and would rather you drove off in the night "to get milk," abandoning your family while constructing a new identity in a distant state? Asking for a friend.

Brady looks a little fetal-alcohol-syndrome-y.

Tenure is irrelevant to this. These are his personal views put out on social media. There’s no implication that he is speaking on behalf of his college or colleagues. If he gave this rant in class, then there would be serious problems.

Thank you for saying this. "Random" used this way makes me want to rip off the face of the speaker.

The whole pic looks like one of those flash scene of Hell in Event Horizon.