I think the problem is that someone made a

Daylight comes and... I do not want to go home to fucking Cleveland.

Its no biggie, they are both a dry heat.

He just wants to give world football a helping hand.

Actually, it should be a stage play, written by Sam Shepard.

Its not really a victory for freedom of speech, if you mean it in the First Amendment sense. If they were banned by the college, then students would be free to buy them elsewhere. It's a win for freedom of scholarly inquiry (on the part of instructors and students who are guided by them) and the kind of experimental…

I never discussed the Matrix when I taught and stopped any comparison of it to the early bits of Descartes' Meditations, because it broke my "No Keanu Reeves Rule." That rule reads: "No Keanu Reeves."

Are you sure you're not just actually Rob Gronkowski?

I would have beaten him down and taken all his money and his pants. I think he made the right call.

My daughter is going to giggle just like I am when I show her this tomorrow.

Most heavily invested enviro/animal rights persons I've had this come up in conversation with are okay with hunting for meat (not pure sport).

I think you would be more convincing if you included more arbitrary capitalization. Just a heads-up.

This is more or less how American's actually vote.

None of this seem to require talk of "consciousness." All it seems to imply is that ants exihibit behavior that is regulated by some biological mechanism that could be represented by a Bayesian decision making algorithm of some kind.

Was your key to your room in the shape of one of those little fucking Z-shaped Allen wrenches I have twenty of in various drawers?

In fact it would probably have an entirely different name.

My very first thought you bastard.

Maybe they'll be able to work this into their routines?

It looks like it mimics figures from a Bosch painting.

Shakes the Clown is the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies.