This made me laugh hysterically for no good reason because I am drunk.

GAWD... next political parties are going to use animals as their symbols.

You know where its cold? The bottom the Marianas Trench. Just throwing that out there.

What if your true self doesn't want you to touch him on or off the dance floor and would rather you drove off in the night "to get milk," abandoning your family while constructing a new identity in a distant state? Asking for a friend.

Brady looks a little fetal-alcohol-syndrome-y.

Tenure is irrelevant to this. These are his personal views put out on social media. There’s no implication that he is speaking on behalf of his college or colleagues. If he gave this rant in class, then there would be serious problems.

The whole pic looks like one of those flash scene of Hell in Event Horizon.

I think the problem is that someone made a

Daylight comes and... I do not want to go home to fucking Cleveland.

Its no biggie, they are both a dry heat.

He just wants to give world football a helping hand.

Actually, it should be a stage play, written by Sam Shepard.

I would have beaten him down and taken all his money and his pants. I think he made the right call.

My daughter is going to giggle just like I am when I show her this tomorrow.

Most heavily invested enviro/animal rights persons I've had this come up in conversation with are okay with hunting for meat (not pure sport).

I think you would be more convincing if you included more arbitrary capitalization. Just a heads-up.

This is more or less how American's actually vote.

In fact it would probably have an entirely different name.

My very first thought you bastard.

Maybe they'll be able to work this into their routines?