Shakes the Clown is the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies.

I should have "decent semi-powerful"

After watching the video, Crimmins, Goldthwait, and Williams make me think there's secret society of semi-powerful persons who keep society from collapsing in complete inhumanity and chaos.

If they are working under the FCPA, then they have nearly unassailable cases. Losing a case under that law would just embolden the people who want to modify or get rid of it, which DoJ and the FBI do not want to happen.

How did they get the floor clean after that?

2021: Deadly engagement over the South China Sea:

The Foreign Corrupt Practices Act is a mighty little piece of legislation.

Aww nah. Let's not argue definitions.

Its a bad situtation. You could do a lot worse than Blatt for a coach, but when you have him combined with on the smartest, competitive basketball players around there's going to be strife. He should just acknowledge (tacitly) that LBJ should be co-coach and use his abilities. That would be smart coaching.

DORKFIGHT!

They'll have to rename it the White Black Grantland.

+1 for crick

Fuck. My life is shit, and now I have to like Bill Simmons.

I'm going to get this as a tattoo.

It's like "Operation", but for reals!

"Do? Well, I've never watched a person asphyxiate before, so here's my chance."

It's good to know that state universities are corporations. Which are really, really good at determining how much monetary value each employee adds.

Your thumbs are incredibly fucked up.

Was there a drum solo in the music for the Anne Frank dance routine?

Oh, Clarkson will land a job soon. I heard they're looking for a lead for a live-action Mr. Potato-Head show.