When I die, I want my body to be dressed up as a clown, very nicely and convincingly, with make-up and all, and seated on a bench in a park with friendly balloons in my right hand.

If you take a way the free food, the cat might be better named "Snack."

10 points for on the ground, 100 if in the air.

Nice.

I think it is awful to fire Mr. Potato Head when he obviously trying to recover from alchohol and drug abuse.

Too late asshole.

If you go to college and you still need a "mom" of whatever kind, you should be euthanized humanely. So should all of your immediate family.

Ekstatischfreude!

You're fun.

The greatest!

On the basis these pictures, there should be a rape-charges betting pool.

Your balls aren't hidden if they haven't dropped yet, dudes.

"I would prefer not to."

\high five!

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It's not *like* fat people.

Well if they were both made out of dirt, then we have an explanation for the flavors.

Nice to see Baron Harkonnen mixing with his subjects.

"Stop rapin' chicks, unless you can such them up complete, y'know."

The Notre Dame players were not so happy... "We probably won't girls to rape and let people drive them to suicide." Poor Notre Dame.