It's not *like* fat people.

Well if they were both made out of dirt, then we have an explanation for the flavors.

Nice to see Baron Harkonnen mixing with his subjects.

"Stop rapin' chicks, unless you can such them up complete, y'know."

The Notre Dame players were not so happy... "We probably won't girls to rape and let people drive them to suicide." Poor Notre Dame.

Look at his face. He's a walking birth defect. Can we say fetal alcohol syndrome, people?

Hobos?

LSU = FAS

No, he's 40.

He forgot his fedora.

If you want her to follow you in real life, just leave a trail of cupcakes behind you.

Don't blow his mind. He's a professional athlete.

+1 thaler.

Sepp Blatter is going to eat that guy's children.

There's something fishy going on here, indeed.

SMH.

We were all pretty aware of that hole anyway.

-Was anyone hurt?

Maybe he should be required to wear a helmet all time.

"Hold me..."