She knocked that switch off the ugly tree while she hit all the branches during her fall.

She knocked that switch of the ugly tree while she hit all the branches during her fall.

You do realize that the phrase that you're alluding to is actually a metaphor? (Unless Burneko is working on a really out-there recipe.)

What if I get all roided up and punch my girlfriend's two fighting dogs through a door?

You know if you look that interview video, Goodell is so redfaced, that its clear, even though he's a ginger, that he's been drinking really heavily.

Think what you want about Olbermann and his politics, no one makes "Sir" sound more like "Dickhead."

Old guy high five!

He's acting like they asked him to read something.

To his credit he's probably never covered up a rape that led to a woman killing herself.

Boxer ain't a fighter, son. Grow up.

When the fuck else I am supposed to anything? When I'm sober? HAhahahahhaha

It is a price, one Goodell conspired to tried to exempt him from.

"What about me?" - World Bank

NFL representatives argued that the current blackout system "clearly serves the public interest." They continued, "We're pretty okay with knockouts, too."

Crickets, indeed.

In fairness, Porter was carrying the load.

HOT

I'm pretty sure that at some point in his life that guy is going to get tazered.

That was the Boys and Girls Dinner Club.

No.