Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

NSA sex is bloated and features significant over-reach.

In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

This tweet, though...

With puns like that I imagine you’ll be having Saxon o time.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

Get ta know’em!

September 4th, 2019. The first time in history that Megan McCain decided mentioning her father was not relevant.

Orbee Tuff balls by Planet Dog.

Orbee Tuff balls by Planet Dog.

Anything from the "tough chewers" page at westpaw.com

Anything from the "tough chewers" page at westpaw.com

I’ve had good luck with fluff and tuff toys for my bostons. Only complaint is when they manage to rip a seam or chew the face off, exposing the stuffing, but they’ve lasted a lot longer than other toys I’ve tried.

I’ve had good luck with fluff and tuff toys for my bostons. Only complaint is when they manage to rip a seam or chew…

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

This article would have been a complete passover if you didn’t mention Game Informer in the headline. I live in Minneapolis and love reading Game Informer, both physically and online, so this news actually gives me some pain!

But TRADING CARDS and FRIEND LISTS and ZIP ZORPS and FLIM FLAMS

Heming and hawing over a star for you

You must be exhausted.