Of course he isn’t truly upset about this. All 3 toddlers that make him up, all have Xbox’s and they are all happy about the new features.

This guy is definitely a whale…or 3 kids in a trench coat 

This makes me incredibly happy. Didn’t have super high expectations going in, but this was just a delightful surprise that I can’t wait for more of. 

What about the Pork Belly futures? 

I am not sure if this is a show that is available by other means but Suspicion just started last week and seems to be pretty good so far. The After Party waffles back and forth between good, ok and “why am I watching this” territory but I give it credit for trying something new and the cast is pretty fun when they are…

I didn’t really get into the first one, for whatever reason, but this one has definitely hit me more than I thought it would. If you read any reviews of the game, you know the issues: progression too slow, open world tasks are everywhere and mostly meaningless, bloat that really seems to pad out the 500 hour claim.…

I think I am tapping out after the 3rd episode. After episode 2 had, what felt like 15 minutes of fight scenes that just dragged on, the musical numbers in episode 3 just felt like they were getting in the way of the story. The cast has so much talent, and when they are just kind of riffing about things you can see…

Has it always been PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds?

Fire the K bag into the sun and divide his golden parachute funds up between all of the workers as compensation.

I know it’s easy to dunk on this game, and without getting Playstation and Xbox stats it is hard to get a true look at player count but the steam numbers are so sad:

I thought I read in the initial story that they basically said, “How could he have meant to do it? After he crushed them he stopped to help.” So, yeah they probably will go the affluenza route in their defense and he will end up with a slap on the wrist. 

Just saw them over the summer and they were as good as ever. I will take average Spoon over most of the new releases that are coming out. 

a place just north of where I live has over 130 brat flavors and this concoction just was released:

That scene was the moment when I finally just threw my hands up and couldn’t try to be ok with the movie’s shortcomings. Everything had to be held for a beat or two longer than necessary. I know that there are a thousand thinkpieces already devoted to this movie that will be able to explain it better than I ever…

It is the most “jump scary” movie every? It was good and my favorite part was the 55 minute runtime.

Don’t worry about things that are inaccessible, more than likely they will come back later. I hate seeing something that I can’t quite figure out and then moving on from it but it will happen in this game pretty often.

For me, this is the perfect distillation of what I enjoy about Arkane games without all of the added weight of them. Both Dishonored 1 & 2 as well as Prey were great games at the start but there were a few things for me that always worked against me. There were always too many powers, too many things to juggle and too…

I’ve been in the pet industry for the last 20 years, and while there can be serious issues with the product making your pet sick (see the many aflatoxin recalls or the melamine recalls of 2007) many recalls like the one mentioned in the article are really more about the human that is handling the product rather than…

I am a long time GB premium subscriber and am more than happy to support these guys in what they are doing. I am in the middle of going through all the Vinnyvania episodes and realize how much Alex and Vinny (and Austin) meant to my enjoyment of GB in general. 

That’s so dumb and so wonderful. Without playing any of them, I am hoping that it is done with a wink and nod, but my brain tells me every one of these self destruct endings is played uber serious.