And that’s how you got herpes

They cut him off. The rest of that quote is, “Seriously, I’m really asking.”

Someone should tell Donnie that spreading his fingers on the mike doesn’t actually make his hand look any bigger

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

No, I really hate their fans. 

This shutdown was a disaster. I don’t see the turtle letting it happen again. He’ll be forced to override Trump’s veto.

Yeah he’s going to stew for three weeks thinking about how much of a loser this makes him, and the fallout is going to be ugly. Maybe a SOTU will mollify him somewhat, but I’m already having bad dreams about what kind of tantrum he is cooking up because of this..

I’m putting on my black sweatpants and making plans to sabotage every helicopter in the city. 

Make Airwolf Great Again

Those helicopters were made in AMERICA for our TROOPS you commie bastard.

Whew, she hasn’t come after motorcycles yet. xD

It doesn’t help that the achievement for completing it is called ‘Growing Up.’  Like, it’s a minor thing, but I know at least for younger lesbians, we’re frequently told we’ll eventually ‘grow up’ and get a husband and have a child.  Just a small bit of added irritant.

Azul

Azul

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Fuck ESPN with their embrace debate bullshit. Giving Will Cain a national platform would be as dumb as a news network giving Rick Santorum a national platform. And that would never happen...

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

both of the talking heads proceeded to say that “both sides” took it too far. Why do we insist on having to play both sides?

Here’s a picture of one of the vandals.

Did you know that most birds to not have a penis? I didn’t until I googled it a minute ago, always wondered, never wanted to find out. Most of them don’t. Most of them... Makes you wonder, which one of them do...