True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

That entire rundown of how film works was magnificent. And when they open JD Amato’s envelope...

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

That sad chucklefuck has been all over the site today pushing his hawt rightwing taeks. Thank you for not ungraying him.

Fuck Joe Manchin. So much so that I think Democrats in WV should kick his ass out of office. Let the fucking Republican win, how much worse can he really be?

“one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.”

“She’s tough on the border and crime, supports our troops, and is a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment. I know Aretha will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN as Ohio’s next Governor.”   

I think we all need this:

“Is there a chance the law gets struck down?”

“Get out of my country, you Hindu clown.”

Well, to be fair, that poster said something I can wholeheartedly agree with:

That’s...that’s a bit of a reach, there. I’d actually be kind of impressed if it wasn’t so sad.

But don’t forget these are the same people who constantly want to abolish the government and taxes. So it’s all a matter of picking choosing whatever the fuck suits them at that point in time. Suddenly they are concerned about obeying Big Brother and paying taxes. 

dWAR, oWAR — gWAR is the only thing I’m interested in.

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

and put down some newspapers?

Did you at least offer him some bisgetti?

My mother laughed so hard at that it took me ten years to get it!