+100 on the BRING BACK OUR GIRLS line being used on the wrong African country, and then promptly talking about the correct one a couple paragraphs later.

Unseen, but watching from home:

Anybody else see this guy hiring a mysterious bouncer by the name of Dalton to clean up his backwoods bar and go to war against the evil town patriarch?

Those who live with a glass eye shouldn't throw it over to Bob Ley.

Is this a joke? You're crying about Nike suing to protect its sponsorship rights? This is like Samsung removing the Apple logo from an iPhone ad and slapping Samsung on it. Actually, it's not even Samsung; it's Kyocera.

No, because that is stupid.

I looked up "Eephus Pitch" and was bombarded with images of guys fisting each other. Thanks again, Internets.

We are witness to the birth of a Washington General

Fenway statskeepers later stated that the travelled 338 feet in front of the 89,923rd consecutive sold-out crowd.

Tony La Russa Warns Grads About The Machines During Commencement Speech.

*ball goes to backstop*

So he's not free to say what was on his mind? I guess the 1st Amendment doesn't apply when kids are involved.

New Jersey sounds more and more like Soviet Russia every day.

I think Paul Nauert gently stroking Torii Hunter's cheek with the back of his strong, experienced fingertips would be a LOT more disturbing than what I actually witnessed.

I will give him credit for this, though:

"Obama is such a pussy compared to Putin!"

Rams' players went through the whole spectrum of sexuality. Michael Sam was shown kissing his boyfriend and Kenny Britt was shown having sex with his wife. The Rams are quite diverse.

This is what I call true dedication, running short posts in the off-season and then reviewing the film.

When Williams finally got to the ballpark, he told reporters the hit-and-run driver had been arrested.