"I want to be an NFL NC, what should I take in college?"

Unlike her mayor, she didn't want the pipe.

Also your phone auto corrected "you'll" to "ull". Seems legit.

Weird because here in the bay area, people constantly go to Giants games in A's gear, and people constantly go to A's games in Giants gear. Maybe the answer is to not be a piece of shit?

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

"I really hope Santa brings me a John Stockton jersey for Christmas."

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I am still at a loss when attempting to make a racially unbiased comparison to Jason Williams...

I'd say that backs up nothing because they were PWNed in both of them. They called Christian Laettner a 'little bitch.' One of only 3 players to play in 4 Final Fours and the ONLY player to start in 4 Final Fours.

Tom, please look down the thread. I think InappropriateEd is angling for his own bag of dicks. His seething backpack-of-dicks-envy is causing him to lash out, when all he needs is his own Jansport backpack filled with dicks. Please consider this commenter's cry for help, and give HIM the backpack of dicks.

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They seemed upset. Oh, it's the Cardinals.

Bad things happen to people who change their name to something silly.

plus, American Airlines told me some of their best friends are brown people.

This is the exact kind of thing that will push this sad, unnecessary, brutish sport into the packed doldrums of competitive combat history as a salacious attempt to draw God's awesome power to activate someone's greatness within, when perfectly capable athiests like Bradley are achieving their goals without the help…

Tagalog lip-reading?! Pshhh!! Who said a double-major wouldn't come in handy?? I got youz!!! Mama Paq is saying: