“Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?” - Mitch Hedberg

Is anyone else annoyed by his off-center Chin Hitler?

The Mets did this in the ‘86 World Series. You know the one that gave birth to all the obnoxious Boston fans of today.

The ‘86 Mets were the worst thing to happen to sports history, and the use of this tactic is just another one of their legacy of evil upon humanity.

Depends on how you define “rare.”

Slow news day.

I’ve never understood the hate the Cardinals get from KC fans. Im a cardinals fan, and the Royals are my second favorite team. I’ll always cheer for the Royals any time they aren’t playing the cardinals (so like 156 games a year give or take) Is it just the consistent success? I mean the Royals honestly are on track…

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

You’re really gonna do this all season? Really?

Nah, I’ve been posting them since May, since Deadspin seems to revel in every Cards loss, but strangely silent when St. Louis wins.

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

This Deadspin fascination with hot take posts and comments on Bill Simmons reminds me of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham infatuation.

Re: the fans:

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Did my monitor just lose all color, or are those Cardinal uniforms really that hideous?

Uh, nope. This Cards team is firmly mediocre.

Although I agree everyone is their own person and has a right to their own opinions, you cannot ignore the fact that it does reflect poorly upon one’s spouse to act out like that. It invites criticism, warranted or not. And honestly, it’s kind of disrespectful to the other spouse to say things in public that they…

It’s a tandem bike, the pedals are locked in sync.

odd. I could have sworn much of Chicago is still firmly placed within a sewer