Neither does running back and forth to the refrigerator... *rimshot

Yea, probably... if they lose....

Just put fucking USB outlets on all planes and I’ll be happy.

In other words... Deadspin had a huge boner but now it’s more like a soft cow.

SAP Miller may soon be AB InBev property.

That was really really really funny?

Man look at all those self-important hipsters... So how’s that bankruptcy going?

No.

Perhaps, now follow me here; it wasn’t Remigio Pereira, but a body double. Yes, a body double. Someone had tied him up in the clubhouse and was impersonating him. Hey, it’s happened before...

We have a winner! +1

Pirates are known to steal booty... too soon? Think about it.

He’s a piece of shit.

Dem sholders, tho.

That’s funny, I thought the magic number for the Cub’s was 1908.

White people, LOL.

90% of Cardinal fans come from outside the City of St. Louis. This is a fact on the Cardinals website. And you are correct all the insufferable fan come from southern parts of Missouri (like the jack-ass with the sign at Card games), Illinois and Arkansas and some parts of Iowa since KMOX’s broadcast is so powerful.

#ForeverRoyal right here ladies and gents, this guy supported his team thru the dark ages even just a few years ago when the Royals couldn’t giveaway tickets at local grocery stores or when the Royals gave out free consessions to try and fill seats. He’s a diehard Royals fan! #ForeverRoyal

Any footage of that actual attempted beaning?

Being trapped in a car on fire got ranked that low!