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Speaking of a lack of creativity, how about ESPN still showing the 4th worst team in baseball—a team that hasn’t won a postseason game since 2012—4 nights a week?

ESPN’s televising a Yankees/Red Sox game? NO WAY!

CBS has a contract to air NFL games. They’re not going to be the ones to rattle that cage. Neither will Fox, NBC, or ABC/ESPN/Disney. Good luck getting Goodell to show up anywhere that would possibly take him to task. At this point I’m surprised he even went on Bloomberg yesterday.

Thank God.

BAN THEM FROM THE POSTSEASON!

It’s weird to me that no one remembers (because it was a huge deal at the time) that the Reds were just aping the Cubs from last year:

8:30 starts are horseshit. I don’t know who they think is staying up until 1am to watch hockey on a work night, but it sure as hell isn’t me. The transition from drinking on weeknights in my mid 20s and going to bed at 1030 every night happened out of no where. I want my youth back, I want to live.

Just gonna throw this out there- the NBA doesn’t seem to mind playing games and making money in China, who openly bans homosexual images on television, among other things.

Help! I play for Philadelphia and I can’t get up!

Next game, they’ll probably end up throwing Life Alert bracelets on the ice.

I think I speak for everyone outside the 312 area code. Git er done, Blues.

3 games each against the Braves and Brewers will do that for most teams.

After the story first broke, ESPN sought to clarify, stating, "We can guarantee that this incident did not take place. At ESPN, we strive to make sure the racist commentary is isolated to facebook posts originating in our broadcast booth."

Most of us know the difference between “our” and “are”

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

Woman: But Google said that baseball games last 9 innings..

Yup. Unlike Boston, the last to integrate. Also, no team has had more black Hall of famers than the Cardinals, the most racist team in the most racist city that actually creates affordable housing for its minorities. The New York elite, now those are the real protectors of racial progress.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.