I’m kind of with Clover on this, simmer down. If this was something about fat people everybody would be like “OH GOODNESS” and then heap on the health concerns etc. etc fat jokes a plenty etc. We talk about tall people and suddenly there’s some kind of issue.

I saw someone else say this already (so shout out to whoever I stole this from) and I really liked it and think it needs to be mentioned again. We accept people who are males but identify as females and vice versa. Is it so far fetched to think that maybe JUST MAYBE shes a white woman who identifies herself as a black…

Honestly, from what I can tell, that was her only bait and switch. Later down the road, I found out during a Christmas visit to her house that she was a horder of not only things, but dogs and cockroaches. So I never ate any food from there, even though she always tried to feed us. Other members of his family all knew…

Right on.

I mean they are tastey as fuck, but yeah. I think I may have been a little misleading when I said I wanted the whole affair to be “relaxed and no pressure” what bothered me most, and this is obbvy is that she was like “I FOUND THE CUTEST TOPPER FOR THE CAKE TODAYYY!!” What that meant is she found it, saw it and left…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

I liked the entire piece, with the exception of the “ We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn’t going to be alone with my psycho ex...” I had to reread that one…

Those holes are there for your dignity and self respect to seep out.

omg I just covered my mouth as if this just happened to me. I’ll be adding this to my “list of phobias” now. Thank you.

OH GOD, Thats up there with “I have some wood to feed your beaver” ...I really need to rethink my choice of sex partners.

I.AM.SKURRED.

Yes, it happened. Then when I replied “lol no” I got “ok surry to bother you”

that was almost my exact response too.

I once had a guy offer to “beat my baby ejector” with his “meat bat” if I felt like “stepping up to the plate”