Do inanimate objects count? Because if so I nominate:

Britney I don't get but I swear this is Keira's side gig. They even sound alike.

Hopefully no one will name their daughter Bush.

Some Jezzies slag off Talbots for a classic grown-up look, Talbots is where it's at.

you monster

I'm a 30-y-o gothy parent of a teenage girl. I've been frothing over this ridiculous bullshit for years. I don't need to grow up: I am a fucking grown-up. My husband and I adult perfectly well. Our house is filled with dragons, skulls, fairies, fantasy art, antique silver pieces, and carnival masks. Is that silly to…

Or they are busy masturbating, obvs.

In High Valyrian, this explanation would be pronounced:

Objects are made by men and used for many purposes but we never love objects.

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

It's just a suggestion, but you could maybe just try not kicking your fucking cat in the future when it doesn't act and make decisions like a tiny, furry adult human being.

I'm sorry, but...

you know what it did, though? it made me so uninhibited. when i go to the gyno for my exams, I don't give a fuck if I am shaved, if it's a man or woman, nothing. i gave away all my fucks when i gave birth. during my last exam, the doctor asked if some students could come in and see how my IUD was placed. i said sure.…

Miley Cyrus' tongue, the most rogue member of her traveling band, found its way into Katy Perry's mouth last night

Chip on my shoulder is kind of strongly worded. I don't think it should be outlawed or anything. I said 'above critique' as in we can have discussions about the why and how and even determine that sometimes the kink is a manifestation of any number of mental issues and perhaps not healthy to indulge. A lot of kinky…

But then Questlove realizes he's not really dead AND HAS SPECIAL POWERS!

Oh my god I just got that.

In my humble opinion, there are very few men who are not made more attractive by a beard. Some men are equally attractive with or without, very few are more attractive without. Mmmmm. Beard.

Kim, Kanye has the best meltdowns of all time.

Prince Eric was based on pictures of a young Jon Hamm, you know.