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I can't stop squealing "look at the baaabiiieeessss!"

I need help remembering the name of an upcoming film (I think Swedish or Danish) that I saw the trailer for recently. It seems like a Zach Braff-y Scandinavian film about a man-child who gets a job far away from his wife/girlfriend and their lives start changing, and I guess she's pregnant, and then he's making out…

I could use advice on applying for another job at the same organization I've been working for. I need to tell my boss on Monday that I'm looking to apply for a slight promotion with another department and I'm kind of nervous about it because I'm still really new in my current role... I'm just feeling completely…

Okay, I am having really painful cramps in my legs and ankle very suddenly and it's actually bad enough I don't think I can go out tonight as I had originally planned. Anyone want to armchair diagnose me? I was fine until about 40 mins ago when painful cramps in my calf started and then the pain radiates down to my…

I'm trying to adult more lately, and I really have to make a conscious effort as I am essentially a giant baby. I am trying to balance out my more childish activities with adult ones... problem is, I don't know whether "getting drunk alone at a gastropub" is an adult activity or not. Thoughts?

I just ate $6 worth of fries with spicy mayo and kimchi so I feel about ready for bed

So I just got Tinder because I'm having a hard time meeting guys... What sort of "about me" are people looking for? I'm soft of self-deprecating and try to be funny, so I'm want it to reflect that.

How is everyone's evening going?

I might go take a nap in central park today

Yeah I slept all day but just had bad nightmares :(

WTF, depression? You wait patiently for several months without bothering me and then suddenly pop in without warning when I need to do a lot of packing?? And am having the busiest time at work since I started my new job? That's pretty rude.

Just, please, no more wandering! I can't take any more wandering....

...He's publicly beheaded! How is that supposed to work out, according to those fans?

I stumbled on an adoption fair today next to a farmers market and there were so many cuddly creatures!!! I had to leave before I started crying.

I wonder if Ron Livingston will reprise his role...

I'm so congested my ears are blocked like I'm underwater and it's SO ANNOYING.

I had such a wonderful day! I got to sleep in, went to the park and read a book, got my groceries and cooked enchiladas for dinner. Now I'm rewatching the last GoT episode and found a livestream website for the new one... I hope it works.

Hmm, I find it really yummy actually. And I LOVED me some butter...

Why is this in someone's kitchen??