“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

Despite the article being about and featuring pictures of terrifying animatronic monstrosities, the most disturbing image in the post is photo of Mitch McConnell.

You could have just replied [INSERT POPULAR COMMENT STARTING WITH WELL ACTUALLY/I MEAN...]

Haven’t you ever heard of a product called “Goo Gone”?  They sell it at hardware stores.  It works pretty well.

THIS is why people play MMOs

If you’re going to get Apple TV, Ted Lasso is the reason to do it.

Not for the hackers, the buyers. What is the ROI for the guy spending $7 mil?

That’s not it at all. The subreddit blew up from a few hundred thousand people to around 9 million in just over a week. Who do you think those 9 million were? Idiots, bandwagon folks, uninformed and clueless stock traders.... newbies to the scene, brought in by all the media attention, who never realized they were far…

I’m hoping the bigger narrative that takes place is the crumbling of the widely believed lie that a stock is a reflection of the performance of a company (and by extention, Wall Street is Main Street).

I’m excited for Godzilla Vs. Kong but we all know how it will end. Kong will be near death, with Godzilla about to deliver the coup de grace, but then Kong will say “Mothra...” and ‘Zilla will be like “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!” and then they’ll be friends.

Am I the only one who thinks it would make the most sense for the cheese section to be the last one, so that it actually gets something of a seal?

I thought it was a fantastic movie, only finding out right at the end that I was actually watching 2015's Spy the whole time! What a twist!

I can’t tell if you’re basing that Gunsmoke joke on Bonanas for Bonanza or not.

I was pretty excited about Quest 2 until I read about the Facebook account requirement. From the Oculus support page:

I was looking at the first Quest for a large rollout in an education environment, where its zero setup and low-ish price made it a perfect fit, but now that they’re requiring Facebook account sign in that is completely off the table. I’m pretty disappointed.

I think you’re missing the point Riley.

I feel like you might have turned off the tutorials, where it does actually walk you through quite a bit of this stuff specifically mentioned in this review. Off the top of my head, there’s a few popup tutorials that happen in your first few combats.

A pretty clear explanation of how armor works and how it impacts…

I wonder how many times the comments need to be filled with complaints about the slideshows, and tips on how to shrink the window to get rid of it, will we need before they stop slideshows.   

You can url-hack the slide number to get to the end faster, which is what I did so that I could comment fuck slideshows.

I went through the effort to flick through 53 pages just to get to the comments to say never fucking again. Not only will i never give the pageclick to this kind of list format again, i will also not read one article i otherwise would have clicked on. Next, i’m un-whitelisting you guys.