But what even are Assassin’s Creed games anymore?

I really doubt it does, dude’s on the money about the how on Rockstar’s announcements.

Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she’s uncool.

OH SHIT THE TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT ME

To me, terrine connotates savory, while jello mold says sweet.  Maybe just me though.

There’s an episode of the show Review* (where the main character reviews “life itself,” usually destroying his own life in the process) about making a sex tape. After failing to convince his wife to participate, he decides to buy a sex doll, and says this in a narrated voiceover playing over footage of him struggling…

Sounds like you might be better off playing Jesus’ partner, BMX Bandit.

A better and more accurate narrative is that he overpromised on the original game and was rightly excoriated by the press and the public for it, but after several years of close, honest communication with the gaming community and (free) quality content updates adding tons of additional features and polish to the game…

I feel like I overheat more easily when I wear sunscreen too. 

West coast male outdoor lover,

Sunscreen is a PITA, most are oily and it doesn’t feel good. Once I put it on, i’m searching for something to wipe it off my palms so I feel like a person without gross hands. I care about my skin and want to be better about using it; it’s just annoying.

I bought a wide brim hat and keep…

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