After a lifetime of good will, now Dennis Lee and I must become enemies because of our radically differing opinions on the spongmonkeys

This title is nonsense- I can buckle seatbelts with pot holders on my hands all day long but it will not keep my car’s interior cooler.

Tubi has all the absolute top-tier trash. You cannot beat it’s selection of fabulous schlock. 

100% I feel exactly what you’re saying. This is just on the other side of the line for me. I think it’s exactly what you’re saying these seem to have gone from a bit of cheese and a wink at the camera to just gruesome. (Probably doesn’t help matters I just watched eight of them in a row)

bout effing time. good god.

It owes a ton to House of Leaves I’d even argue it’s the true origin of the idea.

So now future scientists will hit the ‘Funkozoaic era’ before digging further into the ‘mesAol3.0 CD layer’

This makes absolute sense when you realize that Nancy Meyer’s projects pretty much only work domestically and not internationally.

(Also the logline sounds terrible but that’s subjective)

In a better world he’s just wrapped filming Hudson Hawk V.

Psh. People trying to get it to write about Hitler, meanwhile I’m over here forcing it to tell me dirty limericks.

Yup just did the same thing. Had less than 10k miles on it because everything shifted to working from home. 

The Zodiac Killer strikes again

Sounds a bit like a makeshift coke egg cream. 

Counterpoint- can we get something to say ‘good game’ 

Meta wont succeed in VR until it locks Zuckerberg inside a cabinet and gets someone normal or reasonably cool to sell and demo it. I can think of no more perfect nightmare than being trapped in a virtual space running forever to escape the Zuck.

The ‘comedy bits’ are getting longer more offputting and cringey. Someone needs to tell them to rein that shit in. 

Valheim is a damn good time with some friends. Got a lovely spirit of building and exploration.

This thing has been so perfect for Rimworld. 

I love that the sub title refers to my phone as my ‘massaging machine’ with the amount of spam calls I get to talk about auto warranties my thigh has never felt so relaxed

*Cough* he doesn’t actually play. Someone else who doesn’t play wrote this for him. *cough*