I’ve seen a few people on my Facebook newsfeed supporting Gary Johnson, but they always seem to do it in this really smug way, like, “Oh you Democrats and Republicans pretending like there’s only 2 viable candidates are so dumb! Look here, we’ve got Gary Johnson. He’s reasonable! He’d be great!” And every time I see…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Yeah, my reaction upon seeing his face was this:

Now with 100% more movement!

There is no feeling like getting popped and realizing you’ve made an enormous mistake

You nailed. Visor boy had missed wildly with 2-3 punches then got tagged. To his credit he smartly assessed the situation, put his ego aside, and wisely gave up the fight.

You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.

Weird that this dude’s first reaction to something like this is to immediately prepare to punch someone in the face.

He definitely wasn’t happy with what he Saw.

He knew it was Andrus in the mask and yet he still had an uncontrollable fear/rage reaction even with his little children right there with him. That’s about as bad a case of coulrophobia as I’ve ever seen. No idea how he managed to take his kids to the circus. My eldest is afraid of clowns, but this is a whole other…

I guess he didn’t want to play a game.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

What exactly were you doing in that washroom?

This is the problem with sports fandom; we want to whitewash over our favorite players’ faults, but you really can’t. But people do anyway. Nothing ever excuses Jim Brown or Floyd Mayweather; nothing excuses Kobe Bryant or Ben Roethlisberger.