I’ve seen a few people on my Facebook newsfeed supporting Gary Johnson, but they always seem to do it in this really smug way, like, “Oh you Democrats and Republicans pretending like there’s only 2 viable candidates are so dumb! Look here, we’ve got Gary Johnson. He’s reasonable! He’d be great!” And every time I see…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

The voice over in Blade Runner was about 50-50 for me. At times it added a noir feel to the film that gave it greater depth (most of the early scenes that established setting). Then there was the times when it came across as hand-holding the audience by explaining things way to much (the narration during Roy’s death…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Yeah, my reaction upon seeing his face was this:

Now with 100% more movement!

There is no feeling like getting popped and realizing you’ve made an enormous mistake

You nailed. Visor boy had missed wildly with 2-3 punches then got tagged. To his credit he smartly assessed the situation, put his ego aside, and wisely gave up the fight.

You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.

Weird that this dude’s first reaction to something like this is to immediately prepare to punch someone in the face.

He definitely wasn’t happy with what he Saw.

He knew it was Andrus in the mask and yet he still had an uncontrollable fear/rage reaction even with his little children right there with him. That’s about as bad a case of coulrophobia as I’ve ever seen. No idea how he managed to take his kids to the circus. My eldest is afraid of clowns, but this is a whole other…

I guess he didn’t want to play a game.

What was the date on the leaked emails again? Oh, that’s right. May.

Hillary CHEATED by convincing more people to vote for her!

Yes Hillary got caught cheating if you define Hillary as people who don’t work for and have probably never even talked to her sending a few internal emails no one ever saw. Or maybe you define Hillary as a local republican official in Arizona who cut the budget for their primary.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me: