At a certain point, what the hell do you people want?”

What’s our criteria for “Serious” now?

I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing. I’m talking about the players and casters who were paid BY Blizzard as part of this esports organization. Not Twitch streamers trying to make money by playing HOTS and selling subscriptions.

It’s not a glitch. Zarya’s Graviton can hit solid objects and attach. It’s working as intended. There is no surprise at how they interacted, merely the surprise of this one in a million occurrence actually happening.

And here I thought Zarya was saying “I’m going for the toblestein!”

Dallas? Does he know the devil’s lettuce is still illegal in Texas?! 

Yeah, who knew one of the most popular musicians in the world had fans?

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

Doki Doki Football Club?

“I heal all my DPS equally.”

I’m not sure why, but Cabana Ana reminds me of Lucille Bluth

So is that all the pizza/chicken/burger grease seeping out of his body in the second picture? I don’t know how dieting works. 

Adler’s my last name, dipshit. 

It’s a salad. No gluten has touched it. The tomato that was sliced into it came from an organic farm and was loved very much by its owner.  

There is no such thing...but I suspect that’s the joke.  I mean we live in a post-satire world, so I can’t tell.

The last Candlestick game I went to Trent Richardson scored a touchdown on us. We matched his touchdown and lost 27-7.

And to be clear, the reader who wrote in is 100% correct about Niners fans being THRILLED that Foster beat the charge (regardless of any possible truth). It’s basically a turn key feed now every time of, “Well, wait until the facts come out...There’s a legal system for a reason....I had a friend who knew a guy who had…

The Niners have beaten more domestic violence charges than playoff teams in the last 4 years.
It’s going to be a great 2018.

I didn’t notice this on the first time reading this until I saw this tweet:

I would like to go on the record that I would have no problem dating a porn star.