I believe that’s the very definition of white people. 

I’m just glad that he’ll get the chance to keep obsessively wanking over the things he liked in the 80's well into his 80's. 

Remember this the next time someone complains about how players need to learn a thing or two about loyalty.

Agreed. With a game like this, I wish we got more of the third-person wide-angle stuff in OWL than the standard first-person views, especially on succeeding pushes. 

Also, even if we accept that LA proper isn’t a great place to live, my guess is that NBA players make enough to live in the surrounding cities that are.

Eh, I mean, I’m hardly an expert on the place, but I liked it a lot when I was there, and I’m sure I would have liked it a lot more if an NBA team were paying me millions and millions of dollars in salary.

There’s a big difference between “regular person living in LA” and “absurdly wealthy/famous/powerful person living in LA”

It seems like if you’re GM of the Lakers you PROBABLY get to spend most of your time in the nice parts, or at least helicoptering between the nice parts. Like, the GM of the Lakers isn’t sat unmoving on the freeway in his third-hand Accord while a Starbucks barista spills a green juice everywhere because he’s reading…

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

Let’s not bury the lede here.

They usually don’t let people continue shooting at them, with the risk of stray bullets hitting others as well. Actually seems rational. Should they just yell “Hey there guy, stop shooting that gun if you don't mind."?

He was basically having a hard time with the adjustment. I just kept telling him he needed to get out and meet people.

It’s easy to point to Price’s original comment as “crossing the boundary” or unprofessional in the context of her job, but of course that’s not really the point for the people who wanted her fired.

and $24 mil to Steven Adams

“LeBron’s Lakers”

I hate the warriors as much as the next (non norcal) person but even I’d admit that the only reason boogie got to GS is because the other teams let him. To me this means one of two things - either every other contending front office is stupid or his injury is worse than reported and he’s a 50-50 bet to even play this…

If I learned anything about Oregon as a kid, it’s that it’s not over until someone dies of dysentery.

+1 Dr. Rockso reference.

“He’s Swaggy P, he’s the basketball clown, he loves cocaine...I’m afraid that’s all we know.”

Zen is one with the payload, quite literally