Damn, the flashbacks to middle school. And learning that Scwartzkopf means "black head".

Kermit isn't white enough. Too green. Besides, Gonzo is much more appropriate for Alex Jones.

Losing your soul pays well for some people, like Steve Harvey.

You know what would be an even better trilogy to touch up and re-release? The Spyro trilogy. It could remind everyone that Sypro wasn't just a founding member of the Skylanders abomination.

I've actually being going between the three games, switching away from 1 when it gets to god-awful frustrating. I remember 3 most, having played it to 100% when it first came out. 2 and 3 stand up well, 1 is a dumpster fire with decent ideas.

Shhhhhh. Those ticks aren't due to climate change. God decided to finally give the meager tick it's due.

Best case scenario is that all these scandals wear away enough support for the GOP that the Senate is flipped next year. I don't think the House will flip with gerrymandering so strong.

*slow, sarcastic, golf clap*

The word explosive in this context suggest to me diarrhea.

I feel worse for Mets fans, as they were supposed to compete. The Phils were expected to be awful, just not this awful.

Mattered a little, but the game itself has never really been interesting. Add in the Homerun Derby and I get upset that real baseball is interrupted with meaningless showiness. I don't think it's interesting seeing guys hitting batting practice pitches a thousand feet. I don't think it's interesting to see the best…

I'm convinced that this situation doesn't require a smoking gun, it requires a smoking cannon.

Yes. Absolutely yes. Hilarious and cute as a button.

I bet there are a lot of interesting Port-a-potties there.

In Mike's world, God created the world, so that means God created free will and science, so therefore Mike's head should explode.

So now we know that there are children as President and Vice President. Trump is the bully kid that yells a lot and steals your lunch money, and Pence is that kid who looks and sounds proper, but secretly plots to pull girl's pants down.

Another angry white guy on TV who isn't funny. Don't we have enough of those?

I would love to hear Renner's quips about Frank Burns.

Other than than men at Fox News, I can't think of anyone I'd want to be taken down for some kind of harassment.

Fair (and few in your rant) criticisms aside, you should be looking at your own party for it's significant flaws. Enabling a piece of shit for President to start.