No, that would be the hot dog, as bland a wiener as could ever be eaten.

I don't always go with the uncooked version. Spending hours in front of a grill for a charity brat fry, the brats are provided by the grocery store and they are fully cooked. Still delicious though, and enough so that I often will eat them without any condiments. Though my preferred toppings are light ketchup, medium…

The people who worked on the Prime series have long since left Retro.

Even Pixar cannot be immune to the cash grab. Cars is a money spinner, pure and simple. Most studios know that you have to have dumb movies focused on kids who will demand toys. Few other Pixar movies can say that they were powerhouses of toys sales. The pure Disney movies like Frozen have taken over that title.

And I can't stop buying them…

Have to agree. It looks gorgeous as a cinematic trailer, but the swearing did put me off. I'm guessing the woman at the end with green eyes was meant to be a connection to Jade? But with two leads from the original game, I'm much less interested.

Megyn Kelly's tenure at NBC might be shorter than Ann Curry's on the Today show. Fuck you, Matt Lauer.

Maybe Lindsey Lohan is a distant Weasley relative. Awkward!

Danny Bonaduce isn't cute anymore but he's there.

How is Jaleel White not here?

He would be perfectly cast in The Handmaid's Tale as a commander.

My god this is such goodness https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I can't wait to see Hercules take some kind of foam object directly to the face. Then the groin. I hate it when your childhood idols turn into preachy, holier-than-thou assholes. Yeah, I'm looking at you too Kirk Cameron. Can we get him on this show too?

Joey, for all his ignorance and womanizing, it still the best friend.

Ross Gellar…. oh Ross Gellar… how much do I hate thee.

There's an unused building in my town that is covered in hand-made pro-Trump signs, including one for Rush and one for Infowars. What kind of unhinged nut do you have to be to hand make all those signs?

A typical Mark Gatiss episode. Good ideas, a bit bland, nothing really memorable. I was getting flash backs to the Silurians and making peace with humans, or failing too. It doesn't help that the Silurians and Ice Warriors are reptilian.

We have at least three and a half more years of Trump, and probably until the end of time with Fox News. Come on Cthulhu, please end it.

The only semi-relatable character on that show is Marshall and that's because I spent six year in Minnesota. There are a lot of obnoxiously tall people there. Nebraska too.

My wife and I loved the show until the end, but my biggest problem was that Ted Mosby, in general, was a douche. Way up his own ass about a lot of things, much more like his ex played like Laura Prepon. I don't think he deserved the real "Mother", but it was so built up that I would have rather seen him and the Mother…