i love this woman.

🎵🎶 How do you measure, measure 4 years? How about uuuugggggghhhhh 🎵🎶

I never wore makeup but I’ve been experimenting with it lately. Always garish — blue lipstick, glitter eyes, stuff that is not “pretty” but like a poisonous snake that warns you away with bright colors. Screw them and their entitlement to how I should look.

Forgiveness is not meant to be a free pass for the offender, which it is often used for. Forgiveness is for the offended party.

if that happens, (big if) there are going to be a lot of non-muslims who also register. a muslim registry will be as useful as the phonebook.

But in...

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Thank you for your service and for saving me fifteen bucks.

This is my great dream. How do we make this super concert happen?

Craft thread!

Idk you were pretty funny they other night when you were talking about what a righteous stud you are. Literally never laughed so hard.

Oh yeah, people claim damages for sex problems all the time. We had a case in San Francisco where a husband claimed his wife’s hugely swollen ankles from her traffic accident ruined their sex life. Turned out she was injecting herself with something to make them swell up.

If only they would bring back their Mrs. Hudson.

It’s actually better than what I had going on in my head.

I guess I will have to donate an extra $20 a month to help cover costs, as it’s not like anyone is going to stop. It’s very cathartic to stick what pins we are still allowed in the voodoo doll of the recently-elected administration. I’m not going to deny anyone their fun.

I personally wouldn’t assume that a person’s social media posts contain the only things they care about. A lot of people prefer to tread carefully on any posts that have their real name connected to them.

I love makeup. I am horrible at applying it in any fancy way. Some days I wear some, some days I don’t. I don’t care if another woman or man wears it. Though I’ve noticed if a guy is rocking makeup, he always has skills I completely envy.

AND GO SEE THEM LIVE! This not only puts money in their pockets but helps support gay clubs and bars which are vitally important as safe spaces right now, especially following what happened this summer in Orlando.

I never once told him who to vote for, we just disagree with the 3rd party vote stance. He made his decision all on his own, and it wasn’t what I expected, because I didn’t make him vote for anyone, we hadn’t discussed it in months. We argued about the concept of a “protest vote” in this current election, where…