I guess it kind of got weird after a while. He would walk into conference rooms where classified information was being discussed and everyone would just fall silent. People would awkwardly shuffle papers out of sight, start checking their phones, and studiously avoiding eye contact. Eventually General Kelly or General…

Also, there’s a reason most teams don’t make deep playoff runs four years in a row. It’s really, really hard.

You know what narrative I’d like to see?

It doesn’t fit the model of the Warriors as the perfect team and doesn’t fit the narrative of invincibility, so no. Sportswriters will never stop clinging to it like a baby gorilla on it’s momma’s back.

Yes, yes, but James Harden dunking Draymond Green back into his mother’s womb was fun as fucking hell for all basketball fans

They should be forced to look every parent square in the eye and say “the second amendment is more important than your dead child” Every. Single. One.

Playing devil’s advocate,say there was only one door. You’ve got an entire school full of kids trying to get out of ONE DOOR,while the person behind them is shooting them like fish in a barrel.

Imagine being that soulless.

Already started. The excuse is that she was looking down, thus obviously reading a script and, you know, not being a shy teenager who had just survived an atrocity and might have been in a state of shock.

“Maybe we need to look at limiting the entrances and exits into our schools.”

hey dumbf*ck,
DOORS DONT KILL PEOPLE

untreated, mentally ill lunatics
with superfast purchase access
to super lethal, military grade semi-automatic weapons kill people

The penis mightier than the sword.

“I have no choice but to conclude that conservatives no longer stand for anything beyond triggering libs.”

This is entirely correct. Man, you know what would really trigger this lib? Gun nuts just putting the barrels in their mouths. Oh my goodness, would I just be all kinds of triggered. Hope no one does that or I’ll…

I guess it’s fun to cosplay being a badass freedom fighter with an assault rifle when you know that you’ll never actually have to use it (she’d be shooting the students anyway).

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

lol, shooting back at the National Guard would have been a great way to get yourself and a ton of other people killed. And then you would have been demonized by conservatives for being an anti-government Red.

Was hoping you might pick this one up. The conservative media sphere is having a spontaneous orgasm over the tweet below:

“And we’ll change our mascot to a cow, in honor of Trump Steaks. And it should be gold - Trump loves gold. This plan is perfect.”

Bob Ross clone for the head of the EPA.

If Pence leaves office before Fat Donny Two Scoops, there’s every reason to expect Ivanka will be appointed Vice President.

Oh god, there’s a team involved..?!