Just imagining a boardroom full of stoic, dignified Japanese business all suddenly bursting into raucous laughter, throwing their heads back, pounding the table and holding their sides as Microsoft reps slowly back out of the room in shamed silence.

If you think about it, it’s 90% board game already. The only things that would be challenging are how to replicate enemy behavior. 

Love Stacy Abrams, but if your not trying to hide that your a romance novelist, why use a pen name masking your identity?

It would’ve been a herculean feat to make a game come together so perfectly like SotC did.

Getting this game on a whim from the eshop single-handedly destroyed any chance I had of chipping away at my back log over the summer. Thank god I beat FF7R before then.

To be fair, it’s a lot harder to find the one spot that stimulates a woman to orgasm than it is to find the male equivalent. I.e. the entire dick and balls.

Even Liam Nieson would be impressed!

Female, black AND gay?

Which he politely refused.

Uh, do they not understand what PC means?

I think you mean “burlap sack with a large dollar sign painted on it”. Also the bag is filled with chocolate coins.

The reason Super Mario RPG is so iconic to me, is that it was the first Mario game to really poke fun at itself and get silly, which has become part of its formula ever since. The idea that Bowser would ever rationalize doing something noble like joining forces with his nemesis was freaking wild. And Peach finally…

Counterpoint: Letting my wife and her best friend try to figure out how to open a can of Morton’s salt for an hour as they curse stupid American engineering, then smugly open it for them in one quick motion. The memories are priceless. 

Just because they’re trendy in ‘77, don’t mean they’re trendy in ‘21!

You make it sound like it’s the failure of the enter development team if things don’t go smoothly. Even best directors and managers can’t foresee that certain core elements just aren’t clicking and have to be redone or trashed, or that the art style isn’t doing well in tests groups, so the big boss wants it completely…

The whole idea of the first person perspective is so the player can introject themselves into the character. Like “These are my eyes in the game world, this is my body”. It’s supposed to be a story about the player, where as the Witcher 3 is clearly about Geralt and the decisions you make for him. 

I assume Ora TV is just a stream that bombards you with Jojo Bizarre Adventure references and gifs.

Yeah WASP mom is funny because it’s so dead-on it doesn’t always feel like satire, which is why it’s brilliant. Battle’s a little too over the top and honestly, it’s probably easier for a white woman to channel that character. 

It’s from the devs who make all the Neptunia shovelware. So you know exactly what kind of game it is.

I’ve anticipated this happening to quite a few people (McConnel, Trump, Weinstein, etc), but Americans turned out to be a bunch of cowards who talk a good game, but when violent retribution is warranted, we’d all rather sink into the couch and watch Netflix. Pathetic!