Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Yesssss! I absolutely adore Golf Story. It has everything, rapping Boomers, an ex-wife who shows up to take half your earnings... It's so life like. 

I vote for Astral Chain on PS4 and NieR: Automata on Switch.

Opposite for me. I’ve never played a Bayonetta game, and I relish the chance to replay Vanquish; one of my all time favorite action titles!

My guess is the launch copies will be in the steelbook, and it’ll get another print run with a standard case after that.

I like to think that one of the cool things about Kotaku is that you can come here for more information than you’ll get from a publisher’s press release. This is a good example of that. It’s not necessarily controversial or explosive info — it’s just context that you won’t find anywhere else.

Condoms!?!?! Ye olde “bate” and switch I see.

I didn’t contribute because we don’t roast people here in Australia, it feels weird.

Pictured: Scarlett and Lockhart competing for sales.

This is a masterful review, Heather. Very well done. Having wrote the original IGN guide for Shenmue back in 2000 as a rookie author, and having hoped to have done a guide for Shenmue 3 had Prima Games not gone to that great library in the sky, the series holds a special place in my heart.

Very nice review, it really captures the essence of the series' experience, and will be very helpful for gamers who don't know what to expect or why Shenmue is special. I enjoyed reading this!

Seriously. I got 200 hours out of the base game. Dont regret it or feel like Iv been had.

I played Persona 5 twice, and I don’t understand why I would regret it. Either I play this new release or I don’t; that decision doesn’t affect my enjoyment of the original game.

Why does anyone work a job they don't like? Because they have to to pay rent and eat

It’s a quick little blanket.

Thank you for continuing to report on this crap. It grosses me out that I continue to see Riot pushed in other media as the “cool game studio.” I threw up in my mouth when I saw their involvement in HBO’s Ballers show... but I guess it was also kind appropriate to see them associated with a show about rich, womanizing…

The real change is the friends she made along the way...