Generally, complaining about “being dragged into politics” is rich and influential speak for “I don’t want to be pulled out of the comfort of my cushy and limited worldview.”

You know what, ghouls at the Washington Times (owned by the Moonies the last time I checked)? I have a girlfriend who is in the fifth out of seven years of discharging personal bankruptcy (unpaid medical bills from before she was full-time, of course.) Do you know what is included in her fixed expenses budget every…

Luckily for us, History Channel only runs conspiracy shows about aliens and the Knights Templar now.

One of the journalists who allegedly received secret information from Frese had apparently been involved in a romantic relationship with him, authorities said.

#FoxholePresidency

So. How long before Mulvaney resigns, like his predecessors? Two weeks? Three?

“We were doing, you know, in some cases five or six meetings a day, three or four rallies and town meetings and meeting with groups of people,” Sanders said. “I don’t think I’m going to do that. But I certainly intend to be actively campaigning.”

Not even close to that. This reads like the Con Law exam answer written by a 1L that only got into law school because his dad is a legacy and is a senior partner at a big law firm that routinely donates to the school and never studied. It is that bad.

... and it's because he got a load of that poll today saying that 20% of Republicans support impeachment.

Lol @ “addressing mass shooting violence”.

“Let’s see what the Supreme Court decides.”

Eight pages to say fuck you? Sounds like my second divorce....

the root word of sexual is sex. anything concerning a persons sexuality pertains to sex. the word is right fucking there. to tell a woman that shes fired for marrying a woman, but you dont fire a woman who marries a man, that is sex discrimination because it pertaims to the sex of the partner. sex means more than just…

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They most certainly have that right.

Romo:

The call is coming from inside the house.

How did Tomato get ungreyed? At the time I am typing this, there were no stars by this reply, so nobody promoted it.

“I’d rather watch cats eat their own shit.”