Hogpocalypse is exactly the death we all deserve at this point. I look forward to ceding the earth to our swine overlords and living underground in fear. May the pigs and bees prosper in their new golden age.

Trump (later): I talked my son Bryan, he’s an expert at vaping. Does it all the time, such a genius. Knows more about vaping than anyone I know. More than anyone knows, people are saying. But Brian, my smart son, he told me, you know, that it’s just vapor. Don’t let the Fake News tell you otherwise. 

Nothing screams American values like a cop beating up a few protestors. Specifically in the “look at what you made me do” abusive mentality that cops typically employ. 

“I have the worst birthday ever,” she tried to play it off. “My husband calls it the international day of sadness...It was my birthday first.”

There was not a human problem John Bolton wasn’t totally convinced could be solved with the brute force of government.

don’t let the mustache fool you, 

I reread American Psycho a few months ago, and I remembered that Bateman was a huge Trump fan who wished he would be president. It totally checks out. Now if only this presidency was a fantasy drawn in our notebooks... (Until a taxi driver disabuses us)

“If she becomes president, what do you think is going to happen to the banks?” Faber asked.

Here I was, anxiously waiting for a photo with a smiling Trump giving two thumbs up to Taliban leaders. 

It’s so nice it got listed twice. (I honestly have no idea if it’s good).

Gears 5 | Xbox One, PC

I’ve been playing this, and it is so damn good. I left work early today so I can spend more time playing it. Even tempted to call in tomorrow just so I can finish it asap.

P.S. I’m sure most people know this, but you can get Xbox Game Pass Ultimate right now for 2$ I believe. It’s a pretty sweet…

There’s been an avalanche of letters at my work for his campaign. It makes up most of the democratic mail that I see lately. It doesn’t match the level of letters that Trump and the NRA has sent out. But its still quite a bit compared to the other candidates.

A part of me suspects that these Republican challengers are hoping Trump kicks the bucket before 2020. That way they’ve already hit the ground for their campaign. But i expect its just a tactic to distance themselves from the bad guys in future history textbooks. Sorta like, “I’m not one those Republicans, I’m the…

Gotta love that it was members of the flight crew who tipped off the House Oversight Committee. Trump is probably terrified of the Air Force One now that he knows he can’t buy off any of the crew with “luxurious” overnight stays at a resort he owns. He has nothing else to offer now. 

P.S. I could see him trying to offer…

How does he have this much energy? I’m almost a third of his age and I can barely stand to read anymore about this nonsense. Yet here he is, banging on about it. It’s no wonder the women he has slept with say he’s a failure in the sheets. He can’t do anything new or unique. He just keeps repeating the same technique, e…

This is one reason why I wish Microsoft would stick to only single player games. They see the multiplayer market as a cash cow. Now I might skip out on the MP of Gears 5. Might play some Horde too, but that’s a pretty big might. 

Damn it Microsoft, let developers make their games without these restrictions. I thought…

Hope everyone enjoys the weekend. Be safe and have fun. 

If only more guests would put Meghan in her place. Also, love the look Pamela is giving her in the photo. It’s the perfect look to give someone like McCain when they drivel utter nonsense.

I used to do it, which is why I suggested hiking for vaping. But I smoked when I was a teenager. I figured current smokers lean towards vapes so they aren’t carrying actual paraphernalia.

I am so fucking tempted to go buy a bottle right now. But I know it will be better if I just turn off my computer for the rest of the night. (I won’t, because I’m a glutton for pain apparently)