Dude is 57. Way too old to have that many buttons undone in the Post article picture. Also way to old to be grabbing women's asses. Like 57 years too old.

This story was so horrible and it was completely irresponsible for the girl's parents and Vacca to put an Uzi in her hands. Still, this is very touching of his family. The poor girl can't be held responsible for it, and I'm sure her life is never going to be the same. I hope this gives her a small measure of peace.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

I guess I am what you'd call a "gun nut". I couldn't fathom allowing my 10 year old fire a fully automatic weapon though. It saddens me that this happened to both families. I can't imagine what that little girl and the children of that man are going through. I hope the all heal.

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

Dougal and Column are both supposed to be a lot younger than the actors playing them. Dougal's hair is style red in the books and a big deal is made of his resemblance to Jamie.

FUCK HER IN THE VAGINA ALREADY SHE IS READY AND WILL LET YOU I PROMISE

No, this is a home for a penis.

A LONELY PENIS HANGING OUT ON THE STREET LOOKING FOR A HOME

Well, home is where the hard-on is.

Though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not.

If God lent me this penis, it's gonna be pretty wrecked when he gets it back.

Wow, you're so edgy.

You've a fairly appalling view of humanity, eh? You might find more happiness in life if you made a small effort to be decent to people. Or you could just wallow in your miserable, soul-sucking hole. Whatever yanks your crank, man.

Hey, good for you if that hypothetical scenario doesn't bother you. But a teaspoonful of compassion for the people who this is actually happening to would reflect well on your character.

You have problems reading? I'll boil it down in one sentence:

I was waiting to see who would be the first manchild to go for the oh so original "I JERKED OFF THAT MEANS I WIN, LOL TEARS" response. You have done well to win the Predictable Response Race.

My advice to women on public transport in the UK (you are also Brit, right?) is watch out if you happen to fall asleep because someone took a picture of my boobs (I was half dozing and heard the iphone click from this little weasel dude near me). Now I put my coat over me and wear sunglasses. I shouldn't have to…

This isn't exactly a new or novel thought, but god, I feel so badly for these women. Fuck. Just really basic, aching human empathy. What a rotten old thing for someone to do.