I have listed six items that makes the US specifically vulnerable to COVID19 the way other nations aren’t (as much) and you hit one on the head. Geographic distance and its tendency to cluster together. A lot of these smaller or highly urban countries are much more succeptible to quick spikes due to proximity, not the…

I mainly think this is going to continue in phases. For a lot of America, it isn’t even real yet. And that should be a good thing, but the trend has been that places aren’t issuing stay at home directives until it arrives. Only 30 states have issued these types of directives.

This occurred because of the reaction to the Transformers movie. 

The interesting thing about the sun’s movement is that it is a consistent arc always, even when Mario is moving. It only appears to be coming after Mario because it’s arc is described in screen space, not the world space of the game. Once you “see through” this illusion, and see how the sun moves identically on the…

You know what’s even better?

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I’ll talk to my pharmacist to see if he can get this flavor for the soda fountain. I have my doubts though — he’s addicted to laudanum and the upkeep of his shop has seriously fallen by the wayside. 

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Excuse me, but my girl Jessie is def going down in this and I think I may cry.

the rest of Barret’s gang are getting more fleshed out... ... ...and they totally die in the original

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

As a fan there were so many black wrestlers that were embarrassing and stereotypes. Rocky Johnson was not one of them. Thank you Rocky for not just raising The Rock but being a real example for black men in the business that they didn’t have to sell out or step n fechit to make it. 

Avatar is easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It was so over the top and yet...incredibly lazy?

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I’m going to pass on this, because at some point in time in the future, I’m going to need to be able to sleep.

All I know is by the time this is out for home viewing, most of the kinks and supply issues related to Illinois legalizing pot will hopefully worked out so I will be able to legally watch this how God intended.  High as fuck 

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt might have my favorite CATS spoof of them all.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so hyped to hatewatch something. 

Oh man, the Sega Saturn was so cool!
I remember playing Radiant Silvergun at a friend’s place and being blown away by it!

Do I have wig-blindness? Is that a thing? Because none of these look weird to me, other than the fact that they don't look like how the actor usually looks in real life. Okay, if the hair colour clearly doesn't match the eyebrow or beard/mustache, that's just wrong. But actors are supposed to play people who aren't…