Maybe they can release them as part of an update or even DLC. After all, it’s never too late for ANUSTART!

The version of that I always heard was “Good engineers’ plans prevent failure, great engineers’ plans expect failure.”

A lot of folks in the sim-racing community also race or track cars in real life too.

That seems like one you’ve been keeping in your pocket for a very special occasion.

Yep. The cop really needs to see that picture. After asshat has already admitted his guilt and blamed his willful destruction of property on the truck owner for funny parking, it’s the photo that the cop needs to get his hands on. The BMW owner has quite the impressive mind.

He’s the most likable of the current drivers and I hope he becomes an F1 commentator whenever he eventually returns.

It’s nice looking, I guess. Kinda boring though. There’s certainly nothing distinctive or quirky about it. Just another car that looks like a BMW or Mazda 6.

That’s the works team.

I think someone forgot to remove all the mule cladding from every 5 series GT BMW has made.

That payday lender piece was born out of sympathy for those in need of a loan. He was trying to expose a barely-regulated industry that gets away with charging interest in the thousands of percent annually at the expense of the most needy people. His point was “these greedy exploiters are gaming the system” not…

Wait, the..what? If this picture is out there, why did we start with the terrible security footage to ID the car?

Leather is expensive because of the preparation cost and the difficulty of working with it. It’s also easily damaged. There’s probably very little leather that comes from cattle primarily raised for it and in even in those cases, the remainder of the carcass would be fully processed. Modern livestock industry doesn’t…

Agreed. The entire business basically shut down when they fired Clarkson. The victim of the attack himself lost his job because they decided to “punish” Jeremy Clarkson. You know who isn’t suffering much? Jeremy Clarkson, who continues to be wealthy and is no doubt entertaining offers to enrich him further from around…

Yeah, DTM has changed over the past 30 years. I’m not sure how you can put that on BMW, though. It’s just not a production-based series anymore.

Don’t praise them for this? The amount of lawyering required, and reconfiguring of hundreds (thousands?) of deals-in-place with publishers and developers so they can offer refunds on the sale of digital goods without violating contracts has to be staggering. Sure, other companies may have done it earlier, but the…

If it’s a VW, how could you tell that lightning is responsible for the problems?

Of course not. If you were putting gas in a car and the pump was struck by lightning, everything would be absolutely fine. No possible problems. Lightning strikes are totally within the scope of normal vehicle function. Jeez, just goes to show some sheeple can’t see how Tesla’s trying to trick them with all of this…

Are we allowed to like them both or is there a clause in the Jalopnik bylaws which forbids that?

Great article and I’m very glad you did the funny thing and took out the Hummer. But seriously, you didn’t track the Skyline?

Yeah, Mazda’s gonna be real angry at Jalopnik - the site which has done more to sell Miatas than every Mazda ad campaign combined.