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If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.

I guess Dad’s movie popcorn trick is a little more painful when a llama is involved.

When you start fact checking Twitter, the whole system falls apart.

No. That’s part of the deal. They wanted to be the party in power, and the deal is that we now get to make fun of them. It has always been that way, and shall always be that way.

The biggest problem with the emails is that not many staff can read Cyrillic as of yet

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

Meh, I’d argue that there is more evidence that we’re fucked by people who feel the need to insult others who just happen to be enjoying themselves

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Nothing. Hes talking about nothing and this means nothing. Hes speaking to his base specifically so they can eat it up. Stuff like this makes him seem presidential to them but he really isn’t. This is like your shitty boss saying “ we’re going to start a committee to review your lunch breaks so you can get what you

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

Voted against pi day, or truly honored it by being irrational?

Must be a Honda disguised as a Mustang as it was able to crash but not hit any pedestrians. 

That’s such a lazy joke, if we can even call it that. I’m in camp If You’re Gonna Be Offensive, At Least Make A Joke That Isn’t Also More Than 100 Years Old. My camp also needs a better name.

from northern ireland kris meeke, and when he win he a british born racing driver if he loses he from northern ireland.

This news makes me feel ebullient, a word which here means, “Filled with overwhelming energetic joy, as when one accepts a free and unprompted hard-boiled egg from a stranger only to find it improbably filled with money and psychedelic drugs”.

Grayed out again? Whats up with that? Was that rail cross section too spicy for you guys?

Almost right. The flanges on the wheels are actually responsible for keeping the train from coming off the track. For slight curves and straights is where the angle on the wheels, or“fast angle”, comes into play. It keeps the axles in the middle of the track and off of the flanges. This movement is known as “hunting”.