My Veloster has some really nice plastic slider bits on the insides of them that can be pulled out to extend their coverage, which is actually incredibly useful.

Don't Land Rovers have that?

This first public release consists of a Jungle level, which I like to refer to as "The E3 Jade Gully level" since it was shown in one of the E3 96 Promo videos.

I hope this became his Facebook profile banner.

Complete with slight overtones of general horror.

So a naturally aspirated V8 will appear, but what about a V6? "As low as a V6? Maybe," Roland hints. "The V6 is a perfect engine for this kind of car. We have a lot of potential with the V6, from 400bhp upwards, so it's possible."

Aside from having to do three Austin Powers turns to get your last car out of the garage, won't it be unpleasant walking through this snug, windowless space to get to the other side?

So I open the question to you, dear readers: should Sony make another handheld console? If so, what should their goals be? How can they compete with iOS, Android, and whatever 3DS successor Nintendo's got up their sleeves? Give us your smartest takes—we'll promote the best ones.

I spent a good moment reading this as, "German family (who massacres LL Cool J) are hit with an accordion (in a moving vehicle)"

I'll say, it does integrate pretty cleanly. It won't fool anybody into thinking it's original, but it doesn't clash.

I love doing that with Pikachu's thunder :3

I don't know, Jezza. I'd say this hasn't aged that well.

There is a key phrase in that quote, though. They are sold out of Huayra Coupes. I know you're about to type "Hey dingus, the Huayra only comes in a coupe" in the comment box, but that's quite a hint they just dropped. Why specify that it's a coupe? Because there's another variant coming.

Man, can you imagine how unremarkable this would have been at the time?

$14/$15 of Radio Shack parts? How do you hack a car with a fourth of an HDMI cable?

The fuck is this?

While you're back there unwinding, you can recline up to 43.5 degrees in the executive seats. There's enough legroom to wear stilts, an 18.5-inch monitor, Burmeister 3D surround sound, three analog gauges mounted on the roof to keep tabs on Jeeves, and the leather even extends around the door frames and sills, and…

Not only can you drift a Smart ForTwo (news to me!), you can drift a Smart car snowplow.

Some of us are glad to hear that we can now get a Bentley without leaving behind our Hyundais' sicknasty paint color.

Aw man, I was thinking of doing this, like, earlier today!