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Did Clickhole guest write this one? #Blessed

What about that thing Tesla was just testing? At a glance, it looked Prius-y, but then it looked much more like the camo skin was meant to simply put a bunch of false lines on some other car.

I'm a bit bored my Melee nowadays, but I still enjoyed watching it at Apex. I only streamed (despite living not too far off in South Jersey), but I was a bit disappointed to have tuned in a bit too late to see people playing the new one.

To be fair, that could be the living space of a trendy Philadelphian.

It was Medford or something; one of those towns (it blends together with Moorestown and Mt. Laurel for me), in a group with a few other police cars who all seemed to be heading somewhere important. It wasn't even a recent car. But it was totally innocuous, I think it even had gold badges.

This will go well with your chinstrap beard and inevitable cocaine overdose.

There are a rare few where I live in NJ. We also have unmarked Nissan Pathfinders, which I've seen exactly once.

Well, okay. It's not just the uncanny, early 2000s-era graphics that that make Five Nights vaguely unsettling. Mostly, it's in the design. The way the games play out.

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Good man!

This would be an actual perfect car if they'd dumped all technical terms into space and put a big, cartoonish "DRIFT" button next to the traction control button. I'd buy it just for that button.

Corvette!

I'll tell you, I was bored by the idea of this car until now.

Do you really want a methed-out assistant manager of a Gold's Gym with more hair gel than hair tailgating you in this?

It looks to me like this is an artifact of Nintendo using old-school-horror-movie underlighting to make the scene eerier. If the Gamecube were capable of stellar shadows, we'd probably see a long trailing shadow connecting his feet to the shadow on the wall. But since super fancy shadows like that weren't possible at

There's a lot I'd do to be allowed to drive on VW's test track. I've seen their satellite images, there's so much space for hooning!

These front arches are about a half mile over the windshield, and then they make the wheels and wheel arches look too small. The whole front of this car looks like how a boxer's face looks after being punched over and over, and the headlights look like a Photoshop mistake. Just look at where the seat is! You'll see

The best looking thing on here is this highly distinct i8 design-theft. And that doesn't count, because the inspiration seems rather intentional.

I wonder how this will affect the 458's aftermarket value. Aside from the sentimental feature of being (most likely) the last mid-engine NA V8 from Ferrari, I'm sure I won't be the only person who couldn't excuse the looks of those new intakes by the doors.

Ah yes, the old "Skull nose" scoop. I'd have a tough time looking at that whenever I went for a drive.