Why can't we have an RWD Mini? I realize it'd be sacrilege or something, but cute little power slides!

Really, no customer limit?

Upside-down Kirby has to be worth at least $10k on eBay, right?

Number one: I was in a hurry to buy and sell. Most Ferrari owners take months, or even years to find the right car — but because I was eager to get the car and write about it, I only took weeks. As a result, I probably paid a bit more than I should've — but I got a low-mileage car with no issues.

It took me a moment to realize that he's not laying on some weird sofa.

To be fair, a replacement was needed for a while. My local dealer has had some Lamborghini'd old Nokia or something (It looks like it came out when the Gallardo did) gathering dust in the case, and it looks pretty silly in there now.

I love this detail right here. The new 6 is a seriously exciting and dynamic design; I really hope a lot of these cues will be spread down the line in coming model years.

Those are obviously bimmers dude

It even looks ridiculous parked in its natural habitat in front of a high end house. Like, "Here's the Apple store I live in, and out front I park a huge goddamn jelly bean!"

I'm so luxury, I don't have to choose which section of body gets me into my car.

Want to pull out of the parking lot of the car dealer who's letting you borrow a Maserati for a parade? Scrape!

At every light, the guy next to you will ask what it cost. At every gas station, a guy in a Chevy pickup will come over and ask if you "wanna trade?" People will want to take pictures of it, next to it, and in it. Kids want you to rev so they can put a video on YouTube. And no matter where you drive it, everyone goes…

Damn

There's a good reason for that! A lot of those game employed trickery where they'd do things like use closely-colored pixels next to each other so they'd fuzz together and make out-of-palette colors. Plus, stretching out a 480p signal over a big HDTV always looks like shit.

Damn, this picture is baller. Any idea who took it?

My Veloster. I'll put it all in the back seat where it belongs and switch over to it when I'm at a red light with one of those SRT Jeeps.

Every time I see a TVR Tuscan I deeply desire to see something else

Mercedes-Benz found out the hard way that the world simply wasn't ready for the amazingness of a minivan with a 507 hp 6.2 liter V8. What a shame.

Relatively good-looking car, and then they put the Sebring's face on it. Ruined.

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