This is one of few cars I've seen that seems to have purpose in having small wheels. They look abysmal on the Fit (there's so much body over those little teeny rear wheels!), but on this groovy thing, they play into its charmingly cartoonish proportions. It's like they modeled the whole thing off a 1950's toaster,…

Won't it be amazing if Rod ends up finding this column?

I think one of the best examples of this highly exclusive club has to be the Saab 9-4X. Built on GM's Theta platform, this premium SUV was one of the last cars that GM made and slapped Saab badges on. It was the first and only Mexican-built Saab, and they only made 457 of them.

I'm wondering if this is part-photograph, or if they really put in the detail of painting the landscape's reflection into the chrome, wheels, and body.

I wonder how smug the already-smug drivers will be when they're not only driving them, but among the last people driving them.

Hashtags have the social media power to make literally anything sound like commercial bullshit. That's because we all know at least one small-time DJ or rave promoter whose every #post is #filled with #hashtags because they think #it will make #them #popular. Never forget the paragraph of irrelevant and meaningless…

"There is space in the marketplace for this combination of off-road capability and patriotism now occupied only by one brand: Jeep," Libby says. "GM ceded that space when Hummer went away."

This is something I'm starting to appreciate about Nintendo, actually. A lot of games on the Wii U let you play them while it does its thing; the next time you play after that, the update is done. It also collects game and system updates while it's off, so I don't actually see them happen that often anymore. The 3DS…

This is my favorite one, because the door sinking down into the car looks like goddamn scifi. It's gloriously out of character for BMW; I'd be less surprised to see them on a screaming exotic, which actually makes it all the better here.

Look at its sad droopy eyes and its pencil mustache, though! It's a fine looking car, except for those details.

This is still brutal, though.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CAR ON EARTH

I wonder how long it will be until she sues GM for her trouble. I certainly wouldn't call that unreasonable.

Comes HDR'd out of the factory, to make life easier on the guy who takes pictures at your Cars and Coffee.

This is pretty brutal.

It's also got the same blingy bottlecap wheels that you'll see on "unsuccessful drug dealer Chevrolet Blazers"

Today, Chrysler announced a new generation of unfortunate Bentley mods.

How long until I can have one with subs, spinning rims, and nonworking gauges through Craigslist for $1500?

I don't have any complaints about the Chinese non-brand "gaming mouse" I've bought for my first custom PC. The build was planned and finished in a single weekend when my friend offered to sell most of his high-end machine due to a move to Intel, and since I'd been using a laptop for a while, I needed a mouse that…

They should probably come up with a separate brand for their luxury cars. Even for less money, I think that people who buy these don't want to go to the same showroom where people buy Kia Souls.