I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

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I hope some backstory will show up on this!

What should it be called instead? GT86, like in Europe.

I love the juke. It's ugly like Nicki Minaj is pink; it's overdone, but in a way that says "I'm only doing this because I know I can get away with it."

They've gone from making silky Toyotas to making half-melted alien faces, plus makeup.

This Aston copypasta is even more shameless than Ford's. I keep seeing these around and thinking they're Rapides.

This one might feel more grounded to the ground

Whereas most concepts' interiors look like barren wastelands of "We realized we had to put something inside, so here's an unusual amount of smooth, glossy plastic and footwell space," with controls that would no doubt fall off were you to try them out, this looks suspiciously close to being production-ready. I…

Why can't they include all the usual bits of the AWD system and then just not have the front wheels be a thing?

A Dodge Dart SRT is on its way, set to do battle with the Subaru WRX and the like with turbo power and all-wheel drive. But what will it look like? I'm really hoping it will turn out like this render from STL Media Design. It's a baby Hellcat!

Needs more HDR

I'm not that enthused about this car, but this obvious Espada cue is gorgeous.

Come to think of it, I've spotted so few of the new Minis on the road that I can pretty much remember each individual one that I've seen.

What I love is that in many ways, it's so basic. The shape is simple, but it's one of my favorite Lamborghinis to look at. The E-Gear tries to rip your face off in a way that I'm sure is characteristic and delightful, but then it also pairs with a gated shifter without seeming like the rest of the car is too finely…

I momentum trade them frequently, and at the moment, I wouldn't complain about that either.

I'd like to think that Elon's gonna arrive naked on stage and helicopter wordlessly and in silence for ten straight minutes. Then everybody applauds vicariously, and their stock goes up another $100.

That's so stupid it's actually ultra cool.

This is why trucks are the worst. And furthermore; what the hell, Sweden? Woeful vehicles are usually the US's doing.