7.) Jeep People

Not only are they largely incredibly nice people, but they're overwhelmingly evangelical about their vehicle of choice. Especially the case with Roadster owners, since they'e the bonafide "early adopters" of the entire brand and 100% electric power train. And they're so enthused about their vehicle, that they are more…

Aye, but since it was a fourteen year old who grabbed the keys and went, wouldn't it constitute more as a theft type scenario? The actual owner almost certainly couldn't be at fault.

Actually expected him to flip Bowser off. Which would have been amazing. Take the hint, Nintendo.

If Ram Guy's actions were truly an effort to protect others, then I agree with him. He had no way of knowing who was driving, he just knew that it had to stop.

So wait, how do people avoid this when they slash tires maliciously?

Pretty sure this is where most Mercedes drivers put their hands while driving regardless

While followers of the Subaru BRZ school might be interested in the STI badges that adorn the 2015 Subaru BRZ Series.Blue, they'll be disappointed to learn this special edition is a body kit and some blue bits, not more power. Hey, you were warned.

Sure thing! It's a nice car, if you're thinking of getting one. It does get a bit squeaky and rattly after a little while, though, and I've currently been putting off having them check up on the engine making a squeaking sound. Also, buy it with a manual. I have the DCT, which is kind of cool because it's a DCT, but…

Non-turbo, and the car's readout is typically between 28 and 32 depending on where and how I'm driving. Its MPG average resets whenever you put gas in it, and if I gas up and get right on the highway, it'll make about 35 at 80mph or 40+ around or right under 60.

Please! Do this!

Oh my god, what if it fucks up though. You just sit there and watch yourself crash into a ditch or something.

So, with the H1 you got a military vehicle that was turned into a civilian one, then for the H2 you scaled down the styling a bit and used a completely different platform (the Silverado/Suburban GMT800). It might just be the ultimate representation of stupidity. Let's forget about this one, shall we?

I think they could lead the market in this "do not sell SUVs" thing. It's something every automaker should do.

BUILD. IT.

omg

I made this joke last time we had a video like this, but here it comes.

The Mustang. Even the name sounds like 'Murica. It doesn't matter if it's new or old, because you can take the most rural country road, honk and wave at the guy sitting knee-deep in empty Bud cans on his porch, and he'll wave back.

I thought about that too, because it's certainly the best American car, but it's not particularly 'Murican. You'd have a tough time convincing Jeb and his Bronco that it's not one of them yuppy imp'rts.

Can't decide if worse than the Cadillac. At least it burns a ton of gas for a slightly better reason?