Everybody line up for the GM stock firesale! You get a position, and you get a position, and you get a position!

Laugh all you want, but I'm 6'3" and I don't even have the seat all the way back and don't feel cramped at all. When I'm standing next to it outside, the roofline is not that much higher than my hips!

And then there's all the things they've said about Americans. And all the things they've said about Germans. And all the things they've said about the French. And all the things they've said about everybody else in the world.

"WHY DID YOU STEER"

Capital idea!

That's the most satisfying thing I'm gonna see this week.

There is literally no downside to this.

That's how I feel about them. Good for you if you're a contractor and probably have to move stuff pretty often, but if you drive a bro truck then please stop messaging me on Grindr already seriously

I just don't like that they roll over more easily, stop slower, have poor visibility, burn a ton of fuel all the time without even being fast or interesting to show for it, and that most people drive them poorly. In my opinion, anyway.

That's what I meant by that. It's not a nice pickup truck; it's a crappy Viper.

I just don't like them. They're too HRRRRRG TRYING TO BE MANLY. I think they're useful utility vehicles like how a screwdriver is great for driving screws, but I'm not enthusiastic about screwdrivers, or blinged out screwdrivers, or screwdrivers trying to go up my butt while I'm driving over the speed limit anyway.

If I absolutely had to have a truck, I'd probably get something like that. But if I were in the market for one, I'd get a Viper. Because what're you gonna do; put stuff in the bed? Drive it in the snow? It's just a Viper that would be happier to roll over.

Y'know what I'd do with my Cobalt if I had one? Get rid of it.

Fiat is considering ditching the current versions of Alfa Romeo's MiTo and Giulietta hatchbacks, which accounted for 99 percent of sales last year, under the plan, which is still being finalized, the people said.

Plot twist: He was actually planning to fix the bridge.

I'll never stop disliking trucks, but this is kind of cool.

The cobblestones look to be bowing right here, did you notice? I'm wondering if the bodies are starting to resurface.

I like it. I think it's perfectly self-aware, and the "We're not bullshitting" market approach is much better than the "Beating around the bush" one.

It's worth reading the rest.

Quality pun.