Yeah bro, we gave it these badass skulls, and this lady silhouette, and now it's the most bitchin' pool table on this side of the cocaine trade.

One of the most surprising vehicles I saw working at Starbucks wasn't an exotic or a classic, but a brand new Sonata with a manual transmission. It seemed so out of place in that otherwise numb, uninteresting car.

The Veloster has a little bit by the shifter that says, "Shift lock release." I've never used this, but I assume it's intended to do the same thing without pulling the interior apart. In a world with fake engine notes, undefeatable traction control and motorized everything, it's nice that you can find salvation by…

How much for a set of iPads, keyboards, two in-headset screens plus a 12-inch drop down screen? $32,000 US dollars, if you're buying them with a Mulsanne.

Holla if you had no idea we had potholes like this in the US

This is the only clue that it isn't a Ford Fusion.

Back when I worked at Starbucks, a shift manager once relayed that a TD Bank employee said the higher ups get to use Ferrari company cars.

The entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel in New York City is a sloping downhill left hand turn. Radar cruise control and steering assist is on in the S550. I take my hands off the wheel. Instead of careening into a wall, the big Merc turns the wheel on its own and cruises into the tunnel. Holy crap. Welcome to the future.

(Full Disclosure: Lamborghini wanted me to drive the Gallardo LP550-2 Spyder so bad that they, and this is not a joke, called me after I begged them and offered me the chance to spend a weekend with a Gallardo. I said very yes. Very very yes. The most yes. If this is a dream I don't ever want to wake up.)

No no, I mean like when Chris Harris makes a video that shares the experience of the car. Or like this video. It's sorta kinda lets you know what it's like driving one.

Let's be real, here. It's a Mercedes. The driver was blind, falling asleep, and on the phone. It's only a convenient coincidence that the car was parked in a lot at all.

That's the thing though; you almost never see one actually moving. Almost all media of the Veyron is of one sitting (sitting!) in a Middle Eastern or Chinese garage, or a passenger seat cellphone video of "riding in my bro's new Veyron, bro." We don't see nearly enough "experience" videos of it like we're used to with…

What was the worst car that was ever handed to you to customize? In your opinion, evidently. I hope it's a PT Cruiser.

Between the BK, the design changes, and FOXNEWS screaming bloody murder the false charge that Obama made sure to have the car designed so it wouldn't fit a gun rack...

The Excursion was a Hummer H2 driven by people who weren't necessarily assholes. It was a yes or no question from the start. PatBateman:

Have you tried using the little reset button to the right of the CD player?

Holy shit, good thing his laptop is unplugged or he'd have enough time to hack the mainframe

Wahh! Aahh! Aahhh! ...Oh, this is alright.

The Veloster has a good mix, I think. It has all the buttons you want next to the screen for things like radio, CDs, etc, and then it just sticks everything relevant on there. I can't stand "here's a super high tech knob thing" or "here are three screens, happy driving." But I can't think of anybody who's been stumped…