Why would you video something this awesome and not focus!?

A+ for everybody committing to the joke. I love that.

When I get my first supercar, I'm going to keep a handwritten cardboard sign on the passenger seat that says "JALOPNIK." So if I ever do anything terrible and wreck it, I can hold it up in my ensuing new profile picture.

Let's start right at the beginning. To drive an Aston Martin press car you have to sign a few forms stating that, should anything happen, you're on your own. This isn't a Mazda. If you break it, you buy it.

Has anyone else thought that this line in the door and then in the body (where the blue and white meet) was kind of weird?

This is the only thing that assures me this isn't a Buick Rendezvous.

I have both, and I really like the XL. It handles nicely and gets better battery life, and unlike the regular 3DS, the bezel of the touchscreen doesn't contact the top screen when closed, which leaves marks after a little while. It's thought out better. And using the D pad is easier. And higher quality displays…

C'mon now, you're so close to knowing what to do differently. When you can identify enough to say, "...you aren't too creeped out by me tracking you down," it seems like a good start would be not to do anything that qualifies as "tracking down."

It bares mentioning that the 2011 Sonata was abysmal. My mom had hers aligned twice and couldn't get it to stop pulling to the right, and the gas pedal was more of an on/off switch for the throttle.

Here's another question though: How many people actually notice what kind of engine their car has?

Obviously it starts at green. I've established that as my go-to color for silly looking cars. There's a lot of utility to it! If you're explaining to someone where you parked, for example, you only have to say "The green one." They just know.

That's a good metaphor for DC traffic.

...bro.

USA! USA!

Oh, neat! Thanks, Matt!

How does one go from comments to sub-blog, anyway? I've wanted to do a review/love letter about the Veloster for a little while and don't know how to get it published where people who aren't me can see it.

That engine has, like, harmonics. That's awesome.

That one's a good start.